20 Things You Probably Don’t Know about My Sister

After reading the twenty things I posted recently, my sister wanted to give her own take on things.  As with all siblings, we’ve had rough patches, but no one knows me better than she does.  I think you’ll be amused to see her side of the story.  And with that, Allie speaks:

1. I’ve never held more than one job at a time…and at one point in my life…rarely held one at all.  Oh, and I prefer 12 – 10 hours of sleep per night.

2. I, too, have scars from the chicken pox.  I had them when I was 12, and my two scars are affectionately referred to as my “devil horn” scars.

3. Our dad tought me the basics of the stick shift in the Amigo in our high school parking lot.  Then I refined the techniques myself by driving aimlessly around Morgan County.

4. My middle name is Elaine.  I kept it when I got married and I long for the day when I can take back my maiden name.

5. I was involved in my first wreck with Jen behind the wheel when I was 15.  The first (and only might I add) wreck when I was driving was when I flipped my beloved ’94 Ford Ranger on my 18th birthday.

6. My closest friend lives back in Harriman, and I have never been outside of the country.

7. My musical ability falls only with my voice.  I played the flute in middle school & high school.  I also played piano for about 2 years, but the only skill I have left to show for that is “chopsticks.”

8. My son Isaac, Jen’s nephew, is cooler at 11 than I’ll have ever been at all the cool times combined in my lifetime.

9. When Jen lived in New York I was able to visit, but the company I took with me ruined that trip.  Many & millions of apologies again to you Jen.

10. My first date with my beau, Bo, lasted 4 days and we have been together a year as of this month.

11. I can’t play the piano, clarinet, trumpet, French horn, saxophone, percussion, guitar or violin.  I have, however, beat Super Mario World on Gameboy twice in one sitting.

12. My first best friend was my sister’s best friend Stacey’s sister Leslie, and my first boyfriend was Andy Duensing that lived down the street from us when I was 6.

13. My top five movies of all time are, also in no particular order, A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Boondock Saints, Forrest Gump, Snatch & Dogma.

14. I am mum on my feelings for N’Sync.

15. I have a severe physical dependency to Mtn. Dew.

16. I’ve fallen in every city I’ve ever visted and have fallen UP a set of stairs not once, but twice.

17. My favorite musical used to be Pirates of Penzance that we actually had on laser disk.  Then it was Les Miserables after our mom took me to see it.

18. Our mother used to have to wrestle me to fix my hair.  To this day…I still prefer it jacked up on the back of my head.

19. I paint my toenails.  And I’ve gotten pretty awesome at it, too.

20. That whole gospel album thing?  Yeah…not going on iTunes.  Period.

Twenty Things You Probably Don’t Know about Me

  1. At one point in my life, I had five jobs and about two hours of sleep per night.
  2. I still have a scar from the chicken pox I had when I was three, but the scar from the burn I got on a go-kart motor when I was eleven has disappeared.
  3. I learned to drive stick on an orange ’69 Volkswagen Beetle when I was twelve. My aunt taught me in the church parking lot.
  4. My middle name is Kaye, but I changed it to my maiden name when I married.
  5. I wrecked my first car three days after I turned sixteen. It set a precedent for the next nine years.
  6. Three of my closest friends live more than two thousand miles away, and each in a different country.
  7. I took piano lessons for ten years, and my nephew, who has played for a year, puts me to shame.
  8. I discovered caramel Frappuccinos the year I gave up chocolate for Lent. I’m not Catholic.
  9. During the year I lived in New York, I sang with a black gospel choir in Brooklyn.  They called me Sweet T.
  10.  My first three dates with my husband involved either a speeding ticket or a fender bender.
  11. I play, though not well, the piano, clarinet, trumpet, French horn, and saxophone. I have attempted, and utterly failed at, percussion, guitar, and violin.
  12. My first best friend was Stacey, and my first “real” boyfriend was Jasen.
  13. My top five movies of all time are, in no particular order, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Tombstone, Boondock Saints, Snatch, andMichael Collins.
  14. I do not now, nor will I ever, apologize for loving N’Sync.
  15. I call any fizzy drink Coke.  Even if it’s Sprite.
  16. I’ve fallen in almost every city I’ve visited – usually in the middle of the street.  There was a particularly spectacular belly flop in front of a busy Starbucks in midtown Manhattan that I would love to strike from my memory.
  17. I once performed the role of Mother Abbess in The Sound of Music.
  18. My mother used to have to wrestle me to get me out of my car t-shirts and into a dress.  My fashion sense has barely changed over the years.
  19. Sometimes I paint. We hang them even if they’re terrible.
  20. When I was sixteen, my sister and I recorded a gospel album. No, you won’t find it on iTunes.

Side Effects Readers!

As with The Kingdom, readers have started sending in photos of their copies of Side Effects.  I love to see them!  If you feel like sharing, send them on over, and I’ll post them right here.  Thanks to Sam and Todd for sending these!

My apologies for the lack of posts lately.  September was a crazy month with the party and birthdays and all that fun stuff.  Plus, we hired a guy to do the yard work, so there’s that…  I promise to come back soon with some fun news and maybe a funny story or two.

A huge thanks to everyone for the support thus far.  Side Effects has been well received, and I’m hoping for big things in the future for this book.  I couldn’t have gotten this far without you!

Get This Party Started!

So, it’s just a little over a week until the release party for Side Effects, and I really just can’t handle the excitement.  It’s been a crazy couple of months, with a book release and a trip to Ireland keeping me busy, busy, busy.  I’m ready to just sit back and enjoy the celebration next Saturday night!  Before I can do that, I still have miles to go, but I’m having a wonderful time getting everything prepared.  I’m looking forward to welcoming friends from as far away as Los Angeles to the west and Charleston to the east.  It’s going to be a wonderful, inspiring, and love-filled event!

I’m sharing the poster because I want anyone and everyone to know that the event is open.  Even if we have never met in person, you are very welcome to join us for the celebration.  I will have my family and friends by my side, but I’m a firm believer that a stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.  If you’re interested in hearing some great music and enjoying the celebratory vibe, you’ll know where  and when to find us!

A Brief Moment with David J. Kirk

Any day now, a new book will be released by Martin Sisters Publishers.  David J. Kirk, the author of Particular Stones, took some time to answer a few questions for me.  I humbly submit these answers to you, so that you might learn a bit more about this fun, intelligent, and supportive author.  Take some time to read what Dave has to say, and then check out his information at the end.  You’ll be ready to snap up Particular Stones the moment it’s released!

As my husband always says, “What’s your book about?”

Thanks for having me on, Jen.  To answer Liam’s question, Stones is about a young man growing up in a strange place.  Without the guidance of family, he must gather allies and fight off threats.  He is disillusioned, unable to figure out why society is doing what it does.  Deeper questions, related to his origin and existence, nag at him.  While fighting off the bad guys, he and his group of friends begin to realize the futility of using the tactics of their enemies.  Slowly, the elements of the good fight, the right way to do things, begin to emerge.

It is a fairly classic theme, but with some twists and turns.

Do you remember the first thing you ever wrote?  Can you tell us about it?

I started writing when I was sixteen.  I don’t recall the particular document, but I’m sure it was an essay regarding some unrequited fascination with a girl.

Do you prefer plaid or stripes?

Plaid.

Was choosing to publish independently something you always wanted, or an option you hadn’t considered before?

It was never a concern how I got published, only that I did.  I tried submitting to large publishers, medium publishers, small publishers, contests, and so on.  I considered self-publishing and partnering with another author.  Sending out proposal after proposal, I not only knew the names of the staff at the local UPS store, I knew their kids’ names.  Fortunately, I connected with a really great publisher.

Are you working on anything new at the moment? 

While making the rounds with the first one, I wrote a second novel in the setting of the 1997 flood in Fargo, North Dakota.  Other than polishing up a couple of short stories for contests, I plan to concentrate on marketing Particular Stones.

Do you have any rituals before writing?  Music or silence?  Coffee or tea?  Twizzlers or M&Ms?

I like silence and coffee.  I may play some mood provoking music to get myself in the right mindset.  Never setting goals, some days I could put out ten pages, some days half a paragraph.  I wrote Stones during a long North Dakota winter.  I couldn’t believe how much fun it was.

Have you ever based a character on someone you know? 

Through randomly selected names and physical descriptions, I try to keep characters as fictional as possible. However, I doubt if it is ever totally possible.  Take “goodness” for example.  You can learn about good people from reading, but one’s experience with goodness probably came from being associated with a good person at some point.  I sometimes find myself borrowing traits from one or more people I have known and combining them into one character.  The characteristics of the villains in my book were borrowed from famous bullies I knew in my youth.

What color is your umbrella?

I don’t own one.

Who is your favorite author and why?

I have read many great authors over the years.  However, I will have to go with J.D. Salinger as an all-time favorite.  I first read Catcher in the Rye when I was seventeen, and at least twice a decade since.  It’s interesting how the book changes depending on what stage of life one is at.

What was the last book you read?

I am currently finishing up House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski.  Horror, not my usual cup of tea, but presented in an incredibly unique style.

Do you write about locations you’ve visited, or do you rely on research?  Or do you make up entire settings in your head?

I will take your question a degree further and say that I usually write about locations where I have lived.  I find it difficult in describing a scene looking at Google Images.

After the last word is written, then what?  Do you have pre-readers and editors who take over?  Do you begin query letters immediately?

I engaged the services of a past co-worker, Linda of TC Expert Editing, for manuscript preparation.  She did it chapter by chapter via email, and then did the final review of the entire book as a whole.  She was great to work with and a valuable asset to this project.  She even laughed at my email jokes! (Well okay, just one of them, but it was really funny.)  Then I just started researching and writing to markets.

What song would be on the soundtrack for your book?

Gosh, Jen, I could name every track on the soundtrack CD.  But if I had to pick one song, it would be Springsteen’s “4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy).”

Where can people find your book?

The book will be released later this summer.  Please check for availability at the publisher’s web site Martin Sisters Publishing or my site David J. Kirk

Can we read a little excerpt?

“Good,” his smile fading, “now I want to tell you why I wanted to see you.”

“You wanted to see me, sir … I mean, Tom?  I had no idea you wanted to see me.”

“I know.  Dan, I need a new student, I’m afraid I need you a lot more than you need me.”

“Why?  I thought Candolene was your student.”

“Don’t get me wrong, I love Jimmy, but he’s been with me a year now.  I think I’m at a wall with him.  Jim’s lost, lost as a person, lost in that stupid alcohol he drinks.  They got to him.”

“Who?”

“Them.  That wretched society machine we got operating in Centura, those self-perpetuating morons who want to mass-produce plumbers and chemists and soldiers.  I’m on the faculty, Dan, at the university.  Do you have any idea how many doctoral candidates we have in philosophy right now?  One!  And he’s draft age.  The master’s program has three.  Pickin’s are slim.”

“Tom, I don’t know a darn thing, other than your book, about philosophy.  I took the intro course in seventh grade.”

“Heard about you, Dan.  You have qualifications.”

“I’m an electrician.”

“It’s not the field you’re in; it’s the character.”  He leaned forward, “You look and wonder and are curious, Mr. Kelley.  You have a lot of questions.  You can both question God about why he puts clowns like Bus Quint in the world and yet see heaven in a young French girl’s eyes.  And I’m not trying to recruit a disciple, nor am I feeling sorry for the poor orphan boy.  This is all for purely selfish reasons.  We need thinkers, Kelley, there aren’t many left!”

You can learn more about Dave by visiting his profile on the Martin Sisters Publishing website.  He would also be thrilled if you found his Facebook page or his Twitter.